This is not funny and could happen to you:
CORY IN THE HOUSE R2 DICKERYCORY IN THE HOUSE R2 DICKERY by MugiwaraNoSlime
HEY I'M WORKING WITH ENIGMA49-SAMA AND MUGIWARAMIKEY AND SOME OTHER RAD DOODS ON A VIDEO GAME CALLED TALES OF CORY IN THE HOUSE R2 HANGYAKU NO CORY R2 JUDGEMENT DAY WE'VE BEEN WRITING BULLSHIT FOR IT AND I GUESS I'LL UPLOAD WHAT I'VE GOT SO FAR TO DEVIANTCOCKSANDSOCKSANDROCKS
RADICAL LYRICS FOR A RADICAL THEME SONG:
My house quakes day and night, I yearn for the house and I'll become a star to protect the house, for the battle knows no end
At the intersection of this house and that other house, you and I, we don't mix, now I'll go, I'm a raptor motherfucker!
Even if the house crumbles away, there are things that will never change
Even if we tape back our dicks, things that we must protect exist in the house
Messages from millions of years ago keep coming
Charge out! (No hesitation!)
The house! (I'm in it!)
With my cracked voice, I call for tomorrow
With my wounded dick, I will protect you
I CONTINUE TO FIGHT!
I CONTINUE TO FIIIIIGHT!
My house quakes day and night, I yearn for the house